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the 7 most impossible rock stars to deal with

by:Marslite     2019-09-17
As a musician, it takes at least a few years to starve to death in a van.
Once a rock star reaches a certain level of success, he tends to take advantage of everything he suddenly gets, especially the ability to drink, drugs and destroy inanimate objects.
From the fan\'s point of view, this is very cool.
We want these guys to live an excessive life that we can\'t live.
The problem is that getting to the hotel destruction stage during your rock career means a lot of people are relying on you.
Agents, record companies, and concert promoters are all interested in getting their men to the next concert, or to the next recording session, or to come out of the kid\'s ball pit and put some on
As the latest Apatow movie shows, it\'s not always easy.
Below, we list some of the most difficult rock stars to deal with, and some hypothetical scenarios that illustrate why it would be bad to be their personal assistant.
Moon Liam and GallagherLiam and Noel Gallagher are the oasis of talented brothers, the most successful band and everyone wants to face.
Brash and, they are known for talking endlessly about ambiguity, AIDS and the fact that they want everyone in the blur to get AIDS ---
Predictably, the comments of vague, AIDS patients or others have not been well addressed.
Rock stars are not so great in saying stupid things.
What really made the Gallagher boys so hard to deal with was the ridiculous brawl they managed to do between themselves.
A typical example: After a canceled performance in Barcelona, Liam raised his doubts about Noel\'s wife\'s loyalty and the legitimacy of his daughter in a friendly conversation. (
We will think Liam is doing very well. )
When Noel hit his brother with his head and hit him in the face, it didn\'t end strangely.
However, our favorite story is Liam\'s decision to bring a group of people he met at the bar back to the studio where Noel worked, which understandably annoyed Noel a bit.
Noel\'s role as the rational man in this story is over, and when he responds to this interruption, attacks Liam with a cricket stick and interrupts his feet.
Given that their creative partnership is based on the anger that barely contains the killing, having the Gallagher brothers appear on stage at the same time has proved a bit like a referee slapping between the two chimpanzees ---
Only throw less poop (probably)
The most popular C in the UK-word (definitely). Liam, don\'t.
Don\'t throw that shit.
Liam, don\'t throw it.
Listen to me, Liam.
Don\'t throw poop at Noel.
He\'s your brother. you love him.
You love me, man.
Don\'t throw that shit to me. Fook! -
He threw you poop. AGHR! Ahh!
What the hell did you eat? Is this. . .
Is this a battery?
On stage, DMXMusicians often play an exaggerated role, making the audience feel more legitimate.
Whether it\'s bragging about the number of women they lay down or the sophistication of Maserati they drive, this casual exaggeration is probably the most common on the hips --
Jumping artists, but can also be found in almost all other music types.
For example, although Elton John has repeatedly claimed the opposite, he is not a rocket man and has never been a rocket man.
On the other hand, when DMX describes himself as a bad guy in his song, he has no exaggeration.
This person collects like they are Pokemon.
These include: beatings, illegal possession of substances, illegal possession of weapons, animal abuse, driving without a license, illegal possession of substances, illegal identification, illegal possession of substances, posing as federal agents, hijacking of cars, hold illegal items and finally hold illegal items.
One does not handle the DMX like an auxiliary tool and an abets DMX.
The rapper doesn\'t need you to take a new towel and a bottle of water and he needs you to leave your fingerprints on something for him.
Our favorite DMX story is related to a mysterious incident at a hotel in New Jersey where his uncle/manager was accidentally hit on his foot.
That\'s right, it\'s impossible for this poor guy to make sure things like this don\'t happen around the DMX and that\'s what happens with his feet. -entering room-
Hey man, I got you a ski mask and the 50 yard rope you asked for, oh my God, my feet! OH NO!
I\'m leaving! AND THE BLOOD! YOU ASS!
This should stay in me!
Keith MoonKeith Moon is the drummer of the World Health Organization and will do his best to promote it if he does not invent it.
Now the common rock star cliché is that when Moon does these things, they are bold and original.
Destroy hotel rooms, consume Ma Zhending agent, and participate in the battle of naked cakes--
The moon has done it with energy, passion and creativity.
Keith Moon\'s best story was that shortly after leaving the hotel, he sat up in panic and told the driver to stop and turn around.
\"What have I forgotten!
We have to go back!
After returning to the hotel, he ran to his room, grabbed the TV, threw it out of the window and threw it into the pool.
When he got back to the car, he said with a sigh of relief, \"I almost forgot.
\"His trick is to destroy the toilet, not the way Kevin Smith destroys it.
The moon really took them apart.
He hit the road with a large number of cherry bombs.
In his 80 s and explosives, the toilet should be detonated wherever he goes.
The moon was eventually banned from every Holiday Inn, Sheraton and Hilton in the country for his troubles--
Although he was named the Person of the year by several plumbing supply industry associations. Keith?
Keith, please come out.
Keith, please don\'t flush that out of the toilet.
I know why you think the first 60 times are fun, but that\'s too much.
The explosion toilet 61 will be no different from any other toilet.
We\'re just collecting extra data right now.
There is no logical, scientific or statistical need for this. -
Open the bathroom door, run over, giggle--Cover roll-
4 OTRS osbourneau Osbourne, the man in front of the marble on the Black Sabbath and later-
The father figure in the mouth is the central figure in one of the most legendary rock star stories ever: he ate the head of the bat.
Since then, he claimed that he thought the bat was fake and that it was thrown on the stage at the concert.
This sounds like a very reasonable assumption. -
Despite the decision to tear a fake bat into pieces with his teeth, the rationality is a bit backwards.
Some people think he has his reasons.
Is his \"reason\" a garbage bag full of drugs?
The answer disappeared in the ocean of time.
Oz was also drunk on the monument across the street, or rather.
As expected, the move angered Texans, a car rental company, and dead soldiers everywhere.
In fact, he was banned for ten years in San Antonio, and the ghost of David Crockett visited him many times during the night.
It is commendable that OTRS did apologize for the matter later, although the whole thing made us wonder what other sacred artifacts OTRS had urinated in his day.
Wow, this eye wash solution factory tour is a great way to get us out of all the lawsuits that are currently against us, right? Ozzy? OH JESUS NO.
Iggy PopIggy Pop is there forever, it\'s responsible for the song you know for sure, and a few more that you may not know.
As a result of eternal existence, there are two different stages of his career: the drug phase and the post-drug phase.
First, the drug phase. -
And hold on to your ass because it\'s terrible. Back in 1969-
1970, Iggy and his original band, Stooges, hang out in Detroit\'s apartment, probably because no one has invented the Internet yet and they are bored and start smoking a lot of heroin.
Side note: a quirk of intravenous heroin is that there will be a little blood under the skin after shooting.
How did these guys start?
Imagine what that apartment must look like in a few weeks and months, and remember that the heroine is not known for inspiring others, you\'re starting to realize why getting these people out to watch the show can be somewhere between difficulty and your worst nightmare. No.
I\'m not going back to that apartment.
Because you guys, that\'s why.
I will catch fire 5,000 miles away if you need me because I quit because I saw what I just saw and I will set my own fire on fire. f**k.
Since then, Iggy cleaned it up and it should make it easier for him to do the housework.
From all the points of view, apart from the funny he brought to the show, this is.
For those who do not know, the contract rider specifies the facilities needed in the performer\'s locker room;
Snacks, drinks and the like.
Iggy is one of the most extensive companies in the industry, and while this is almost certainly a joke, it has specific requirements for: Great.
Look, you know what these rock stars look like.
They have an image to live up. . .
I don\'t need to tell you that there\'s nothing more important than rock. . .
Drink testicles with a dwarf and waste food
The 80-year-old Nikki sikbackk is the bassist of motley Crewe, who is basically with the rest of the music team and takes a lot of heroin.
By then, it was a very typical rock star thing, not so great in itself, but because he actually committed suicide.
The story is like this, after taking too much heroin one night, Sixx crashed and died technically for a few minutes.
It is reported that a caregiver at the scene was a fan of the band and he woke him up with two heart injections of adrenaline.
Why does everyone who tells the story emphasize that the fact that the caregiver is a disorganized Crue fan is unknown ---
Maybe if Sixx played for a lower caliber band in the order of a search warrant or Ratt, he wouldn\'t survive?
Either way, Sixx did recover and, within minutes, bravely escaped the claws of medical aid to do more heroin. Holy s**t.
We conclude that in Nikki Sikes\'s life, it is impossible for anyone or a machine to control him at this time.
If you put a 1987-era Nikki Sikes on one side of the brick wall and heroin on the other, there will be a Nikki Sikes-shaped hole in your brick wall.
There may be only six walls.
The foot is very long, there is a door inside, he will still pass through this thing like paper.
Hey Nikki, there\'s you. . . oh no, my wall! Oh my.
I should have left heroin behind that brick wall.
For this, no one can blame except myself.
Known as one of the greatest guitarists of all time, Eric Clapton, in his early career, spent most of his time frantically inhaling a lot of alcohol and drugs, may be worried about the world\'s supply is about to run out.
Does this interfere with his music? Yes and no.
In his own words: \"I will leave the stage and someone will try to convince me to go back.
In the early 70 s, there seems to be a state of drunkenness in a post-mental state that has swept everyone in the entertainment industry.
On the stage, you are.
I remember doing a whole show on stage with the microphone standing next to me and no one had an eyelid.
\"That\'s right: Eric Clapton just lay down at the rock concert, which is cool.
Even encouragement.
Amazing, listen, I\'ll finish this kids pool full of rye whiskey and you\'ll get 80 feet of the high intensity fishing line, and then, get to know everything you can learn about the art of puppets, and saw me at the show in three hours. OK? Break!
Man, I have to get better use of my liberal arts degree.
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